“Ever since the accident I’ve been
able to beat box really well.”
“Dude I’m pretty sure they mixed up
my flu shot with steroids.”
“By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.”
“Let me look at his ears.”
“…I don’t speak Walmart.”
“I have been having impure
thoughts about my professor.”
“My hemorrhoids are acting up.”
