“ I wish I could spend 

Thanksgiving at Hogwarts.”

“I am going to attempt to deep fry a turkey this year. 

       Better have the fire 

department on speed dial.”

“How can I talk to that

 officer?”

       -“Get pulled over...hit something?”

“Those are expensive though...”

“My grandma’s pumpkin pie is

 better than your grandma’s.”

“I have a great recipe for hot cocoa, and yes, you can add alcohol to it.”

“Let it snow!”

“....dude, it’s November, calm down.”

“ I heard this guy say he

 wanted it to rain Gatorade, and I was thinking that would be cool.”

“We can be the next Fall Out Boy!”