“Hello kitty!
Hello kitty kitty cat!”
“I’m wearing my Uggs today. I’m
taking the elevator.”
“Remember when we had book fairs? I miss book fairs.”
“Professors are friends, not food.”
“I’m gonna get ‘va va’ on my forearms and ‘voom’ on my knuckles”
“Why can I recite the lyrics to Britney Spears’ songs, but can’t remember my homework?”